My wife reminded me last night that I totally forgot to point out the absolute worst part of Saturday’s game.
After A-Rod had gotten on base, they did an EXTREME close up (again, remember that we’re in high definition here) and at the perfect 2 seconds that his big round face was plastered against my 100″ viewing area, he put his finger up to his nose and launched a HUMUNGOUS snot rocket out of the other nostril.
I had to go check the carpet below the screen afterward to make sure there was nothing to clean up!
His mother must be sitting at home just shaking her head. Didn’t she teach him more manners than that?
(p.s. I tried in vain to find a screen shot of this online. I wish wish wish I had been recording it…)
Thanks to BennyBoy, we have this awesome video of it:
Last night, we enjoyed sitting on the couch, watching game 3 of the world series, and handing out candy to the local children.
Did we decorate our house? No.
Did we dress up? No.
Did we have to give away some of the good candy? Yes. (But I saved most of the Kit Kats)
Did we have any teenagers come and take candy by the handfuls and put it in their pillowcase? No.
We turned off the light at 9:15, watched the game through the top of the 6th inning, and went to bed. (Without setting our clocks back, nor informing the sun to not come and wake us up as if it were Standard Time, rather than daylight savings time. But I won’t complain about that, since the extra hour has allowed to me to catch up on blogs and write this blog.)
I hate baseball.
I know hate is a strong word, but I really don’t like it a lot. It’s SOOO long and boring. Moreover, it is NASTY! Does everyone in Baseball have some kind of mouth problem where they have to spit every five seconds? Especially when the camera is on them? I realize this is from a long history of chewing tobacco, but even those who don’t chew anymore still find necessary to spit every few seconds.
Spitting in high def is extra nasty, too. And so are the nose hairs hanging out of the team manager’s nose that you can also see in high def. I’m now starting a campaign to revert MLB to standard def coverage. If you would like to join me on this, please enter your credentials in the comments area.