I had a dream last night that Simon Cowell actually read my blog.
How did I know he read my blog? Because he took a direct quote from it and said it on American Idol.
I was honored, but a little upset that he didn’t properly credit me.
Simon, if you’re out there, please know you can use my material any time, just make sure you give me my proper 2 minutes of fame.
Thank you,
WhiteEyebrows