Some Toilet Humor

2.jpgThere’s nothing to match the relief that you feel when you flush and see that the toilet seat cover is slightly struggling to detach from the seat!

I love it when paper products do their job!

My uncle who is a doctor has his own private restroom. It’s the least they could give him for all those years of medical school. I think in my next job interview, when asked if I have any questions related to compensation or company culture, I will ask what the policy is on private restrooms.

But in all seriousness, here’s my one problem. It’s just a small favor I’d like to ask every gentle man out there, especially (cough… cough…) my coworkers… and I’ll be as kind as possible: Men… you need to… um… step up to the plate a bit more. The dribbling all over the floor is sickening.

Thanks for reading… Have a great weekend!

Celebrating Singleness: The Elephant in the Room

elephantintheroom.jpgThis is article #2 in the series, “Celebrating Singleness”

In one of my comments in part one, I astounded myself by wondering out loud a question that crosses some singles’ minds every once in a while, but which I have never heard expressed out loud… Continue reading Celebrating Singleness: The Elephant in the Room

Top 8 Girls Reviewed

So will someone tell me what was wrong with Paula tonight?  Or every night, for that matter.  It’s almost like she was less drunker than usual – she was trying a lot harder to make sense.  And she was biting Simon’s arm at one point?  And Simon can’t get his arm off her chair… what is going on with that?

Now to the reviews… Continue reading Top 8 Girls Reviewed

Some American Idol Tongue

EXTRA!!! EXTRA!!! EXTRA!!!

So with the aid of “the freaks from table 9” who were watching AI with me last night, we actually made a keen observation about this night of performances… it was ‘tongue’ night on American Idol. Was it particularly dry in SoCal lately? Why is everyone baring their tongues so readily? Continue reading Some American Idol Tongue

Top 8 Guys Reviewed

I had special guests over tonight for the Idol watching.  We will just refer to them as “The Freaks at Table 9” aka, the Brauns!  And here are the reviews… Continue reading Top 8 Guys Reviewed