All I can say is that everyone looks so fresh this week! Did they have some kind of team building day at the spa or something? Ryan is freshly fake-baked and has the fauxhawk perfectly quaffed. Randy has a nice even airbrushed coat of brown on, and even Simon is looking dapper in his non-v-necked knit shirt.
Category: American Idol
Skanky Men Finish Last
First things first: David Hernandez.
I think we were all shocked (as was he and Kristy) that he was kicked off last night. It was the first real upset of the season (unless you were a Danny Noriega fan).
Top 12 Reviewed
First, a word about the new set design… I love the old school “shell” look with the cool projections and the band sitting on top. I’m still emotionally attached to the old set, but this one will grow on me.
Now to the singing…
Top 12 Revealed and another prediction
I hate to pat myself on the back…. … … but… … … Continue reading Top 12 Revealed and another prediction
Top 8 Girls Reviewed
So will someone tell me what was wrong with Paula tonight? Or every night, for that matter. It’s almost like she was less drunker than usual – she was trying a lot harder to make sense. And she was biting Simon’s arm at one point? And Simon can’t get his arm off her chair… what is going on with that?
Now to the reviews… Continue reading Top 8 Girls Reviewed
Some American Idol Tongue
EXTRA!!! EXTRA!!! EXTRA!!!
So with the aid of “the freaks from table 9” who were watching AI with me last night, we actually made a keen observation about this night of performances… it was ‘tongue’ night on American Idol. Was it particularly dry in SoCal lately? Why is everyone baring their tongues so readily? Continue reading Some American Idol Tongue
Top 8 Guys Reviewed
I had special guests over tonight for the Idol watching. We will just refer to them as “The Freaks at Table 9” aka, the Brauns! And here are the reviews… Continue reading Top 8 Guys Reviewed
Top 10 Girls Reviewed
Wow… a super disappointing night for the girls tonight. Girls, sit down, let’s talk. It really stunk tonight. It smelled like an old smelly piece of mold. No one really hit it out of the park tonight.
So here we go…
Top 10 Guys Reviewed
I’m just warming up here folks… I know last weeks reviews were a bit of a snoozer, but I’m just playing it safe while we get to know these people. The gloves will come off soon enough.
In the meantime, I’m pulling up my TV tray with a cup of ice and bag of Thin Mints (yay for Girl Scouts, even if their cookies seem to be the only valuable contribution to our society), and let the criticism… errr… critiques flow.