Category: Simple Truths

It is as impossible to prove the existence of Global Warming as it is impossible to prove the existence of God.

I will argue neither point.  This is simply an observation.

Advocates of both point to certain signs and symptoms that denote their existence, but sadly neither can conclusively prove or disprove their actual existence.

Ironic further is that (until recently) the inverse population seems to believe in each.  Typical God-fearing Christian Republicans stereotypically disbelieve in the theory of global warming, while environmentalists and global warming fanatics (until recently) tend to be Democratic and are more often humanists and/or atheists.

Anyone who pronounces our 36th state with a 2nd syllable fit for Queen Elizabeth’s court – “ni-VAHH-duh” – clearly doesn’t live in the west, can’t speak american english, and probably would get laughed off the sidewalk for such a pretentious pronunciation.

It’s ni-VAA-duh. Get it right, or pay the price.

Simple Truth: Women are different than men.

When my fiance and I took our first extended trip, she decided to make a list of all the things she needed to remember to take.  She pulled out a sheet of 8 1/2 x 11 lined paper and filled it all the way up…

… with only bathroom supplies.

This post marks the beginning of a new series: Simple Truths.  This series will offer short snippets of observation about my life or the lives of others.  Hope you enjoy it. (It’s for those readers who hate reading long-winded posts, and for those days when I just can’t muster the energy to write one.)

There’s a simple truth in this world: I’m more productive when there’s more to do.

I don’t know why it is, but if you give me a list of 25 things to do, I will get 20 of them done, but if you give me a list of 2 things to do, none of them will get done.