So you might have fired up your computer on Monday, and being a monday, you needed a good start to your week. Naturally, you clicked over to www.whiteeyebrows.com as quickly as you typically do on a Monday morning, only to find…
Category: Stupid Things
The aPORKalypse is upon us!
With the weekend behind us and a fresh week set to begin, I wondered whether everyone would have moved on from the Pork Flu (aka Pig Flu, aka Swine Flu).
They haven’t.
Spice Rack
One of our wedding presents was a spice rack, which I was very excited for. I’m trying to get better and better in the kitchen, and having an array of tasty flavors at my fingertips seemed like a beautiful start to my experimental ability to make each meal savory and succulent.
Yes, we wanted a spice rack. We registered for a spice rack. But I’m not sure I was fully prepared for the disappointment the spice rack would be in my life.
Egg Yolks Drying
I’ve had this photo on my desktop for about 6 months now, waiting to use it in a blog. Well, that blog has now come:
This is a photo that a friend took on his trip to China. They dry egg yolks. Not sure what they do with them once they are dry, though. I have a sneaky suspicion they either eat them, or throw them at each other.
The Mommy Blogs
This is the post I was referring to the other day. Please note, before you read, that THIS IS NOT A POST TO BASH ON MOMMY BLOGS. This is simply a post making a few observations about blogging in general. Please don’t read anything between the lines. I enjoy looking at pictures of your kids just as much as you enjoy posting them.
That being said, here we go…
Theater or Theatre
Here are some little known details about my illustrious theatrical career. Note that I am answering these questions partly from the perspective of an actor, and partly from the persepctive of a stage manager.
LAST SHOW ADDED TO YOUR RESUME:
Divas Concert (I was not a diva, though – I stage managed them.)
“Kittens!” Ringtones
I am obsessed with the “Kittens!” clip. I just keep watching it over and over and over again!
This obsession has prompted me to change the ring tone on my phone. It was time, anyways. My old ring tone was “Never Gonna Get It”, which is not quite true anymore.
My ring tone is now:
[audio:http://www.whiteeyebrows.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/la-la-song.mp3]If you’d like to download it for use on your phone, click here to download the mp3 file.
If you have a favorite audio clip of that video, let me know and I’ll produce a ringtone of it for you.
There is no “I” in Relatonshp
Here are a few facts about our relationship:
One Word
Lil’ Brother, this will teach you for not tagging me on Facebook…
Cell phone: Pocket
Your hair: Frowsy
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