I am now focused on finding a gift that Lindsie can give to Josh for Christmas. After thinking long and hard over this one, I have come to the conclusion:
Josh needs a funny hat! It would serve two purposes:
- Cover his bald, cold head in that brisk northern climate
- Help him keep his ego in check.
I would suggest that you could get each other silly hats, and then the rule is, if you are going to get into an argument, you have to wear the silly hats, so as to not be taken too seriously.
This idea brought to you in part by the letter “L”
He would probably think he looks sexy and then try to wear it during sexy time. Hence, making my life more difficult than it needs to be.