This one was a favorite last year, so I’m going with it again:
Live Animals!
Live animals make the best Christmas gifts. Forget what the humane society says about how 90% of all Christmas animals end up in the pound… people like to hear a box rustle on Christmas morning!
Don’t want a dog or cat? Consider some alternative animals…
A badger… (he really looks a lot fiercer than he is…)
A baby tiger… (cause it really worked out for Siegfried and Roy)
A tarantula… (look at how good he is with the little boy!)
I hear pot-bellied pigs are very intelligent…
Those baby tigers are so cute, I’ll take them both! 😉
What are you trying to say?????