Simple Truth: Women are different than men.
When my fiance and I took our first extended trip, she decided to make a list of all the things she needed to remember to take. She pulled out a sheet of 8 1/2 x 11 lined paper and filled it all the way up…
… with only bathroom supplies.
Haha, you know it!
And so it begins.
you are in for a lot of eye openers. Brace yourself.
Brows, you really have alot to learn about the female gender…just be a nice boy and go along with the change and for heavens sake, don’t fight it.
yep. We’re list makers.
Yup, male/female equality definitely does not extend to toiletries. Men need a razor, soap and some shampoo. Women need, well, an 8 1/12 x 11 lined paper full of things.
The next phase is learning to wait outside the bathroom for your turn- you need to get Ron and Mike’s story on waiting outside the bathroom for 5 women 🙂
Let me enlighten you W.E. as a junkie of all bathroom products. A master of my craft if you will. Just wait till you are budgeting those said products on the list. I have a membership card to my local dealer, I mean Ulta.. which entitles me to certain fringe benefits depending on the quantity of dollars spent during the previous quarter. The catalog comes out with a listing of free gifts if you qualify which are broken into categories 1-6……… I once placed in Category 10 which does not even exist. They had to combine gifts and watch me leave the store giggling carrying all my free stuff.
The other reality, of which you are slowly becoming aware, is that at certain times these products must become mobile. A short vacation is just the beginning. When I moved, I remember my dad counting about 7 boxes marked “bathroom”.
Beware!